Showing posts with label hello lauren. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hello lauren. Show all posts

Monday, 22 December 2014

it's you that's keeping me alive

what a goddess xo
hey you'll never guess what? i'm still hungover like a motherfucker and i went back to work today to face up to the harsh realities of just how much of a class a prick i was on friday. but, as it turns out, a) i wasn't that bad and b) my lowlights were only in front of lauren who i now love more than ever. so if you're thinking about pulling a sicky because you're embarrassed about talking to the nursery dad you flirted with, just shut the fuck up and go in because he'll probably be too ashamed to send his kid there anymore.

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

baby it's cold outside

good lord, this is terrifying 
so i spent the majority of today singing christmas songs in front of 2 year olds and their parents so it's safe to say that i'm more than keen to sit the fuck down, make some snowflakes with my work wife and watch christmas films until i die. and guess what? that's what i'm going to do. so i don't really want to be writing a huge blog on all of that because it's self explanatory. i want to eat pizza and talk about boys and there's nothing you can do about it. 


Friday, 7 November 2014

the heart wants what it wants

cutting it close, see tickets
thank god it's friday, right? what a week it's been. how's yours been? i wish there could be a comment interval in these posts so i could get your feedback as you progress through the irrelevant words. that's besides the point. i'm just letting you know that i love your comments, even if they're full of hate. but back to today, i got home a wonderful little letter which contained a ticket for a gig which i'm all too excited to attend alone. and there was some other gig news so read on if you like.

Thursday, 18 September 2014

it's a nice place ah shaddap your face

more love for everyone
after a long hard day of writing more letters and finishing off nursery work (during my week off, why do i torture myself?) i thought that dinner with a friend would be lovely. so i raced to a very "boho" part of bristol town, met one of my favourites (hello angel features) and dined with her. the first place was too meaty (careful) and very clammy so we made our way to "rocco's" which i've always seen but never entered. i've never been so happy to enter something in my life. well i have but that's another story (sorry nan)

Thursday, 4 September 2014

what goes around comes around

i bought this tie for my dad today
being nice is nice, isn't it? and it's really important too. there are a lot of absolute cocks in this world, too many some would argue (i would be leading that argument fyi), and it's only fair to level the playing field with just as many sweethearts. i'm lucky (and conscious) enough to have surrounded myself with a bunch of absolute gems; i might not have a lot of friends but the few that i can count on my fingers i would trust with my life. but being a nicer person is hard work when you're naturally inclined to be a bitter old bastard. can i get an amen up in here?