we don't take nothing from nobody

remember when i had hair?

it's just dawned on me that i will have written exactly 150 posts by the time 2014 is over. hang on now. that is a whole lot of fuckery that you've absorbed over the past 5 months and that's a whole lot of fuckery that i've e-pooed out and forced down your throats. oh god, what's happening here? let's save the emotional talk and faecal metaphors for tomorrow's "oh jesus it's nearly the new year" post. instead i want to talk to you about five feet of sheer joy that i've been lucky enough to have in my life for the best part of 8 years.

darling it's better down where it's wetter

sebastian, is that you?

i booked some days off of work because it was all getting a bit much and i needed some time to chill (and sort my life out/write a book but they can wait) so today i went to the aquarium with the tiny little slice of joy that is lions, tigers & beauty. we'd never been before and, seeing as it WAS SITTING ON OUR DOORSTEP - i hate that phrase - was so close and we had a rare free saturday together, we figured we could go shark spotting and octopus ogling.

and after all this time i'm still into you

getting steamy with this one

turns out i really did go midnight shopping with alice last night. what a trip it was. we ended up with more than enough dross to fill our respective houses but i came away with something else, something special. it was a massive rekindling of love for this girl. i've never fallen out of love with her but last night was different - it was a long overdue emotional catch up and it felt like we both really needed it. one of those nights which really re-affirms your friendship and i'm still feeling warm inside after it.