i've got a blank space baby and i'll write your name

just call me wednesday addams

i was going to wait until my view count hit 7500 before staging another giveaway/giveaday/letter sending fiasco but i've just scrolled back through my (surprisingly infuriating) statuses and realised that on 31st august, i said thank you for helping me hit 1000 views. that means, in less than three months, you beauties have clocked/clicked up over 6000 more views. for those who aren't good at maths (hello mum xo) that's about 2000 views a month. 500 views a week. more than 70 views a day. IS THIS A THING?

gotta get down on friday

my potential friday face

it's the end of the week and that can only mean one thing, right? eat loads of crunchies and cry about being single. if that's not what you're into, maybe hang out with some friends and have a few (hundred) cocktails. if you're poor/off the booze/socially inept/a closeted introvert/a maniac (delete as applicable), here i give you the IDEAL WEEKEND IN. and what a weekend it could turn out to be. it also has every potential to ruin your life and set you back years but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

cocaine dollar bills & my happy little pill

good album artwork 

a few months ago, i had no clue who troye sivan was. criminal, i know. he's a young and pretty homosexual who's insanely famous for very little aka what we all secretly aspire to be. but, due to my unhealthy obsession with superfruit, i did some research, watched some awkward videos and came to the conclusion that he's okay. nothing special. but then i heard he was releasing an EP and thought i'd give his music a chance. thank god i did.