in the mall thuggin', buggin', spent a few hundred

post sales meltdown SO MUCH CHEEK

silly me thinking that the world would've calmed down after christmas and boxing day. i thought i would brave the outside world and have a quiet, casual look at what deals were on offer in the shops to buy with my christmas money (because i have around 18p in my account so online shopping i.e MY FAVOURITE MIND was out of the question). as it turns out, i ended up cowering in boots' feminine care aisle for fear of being trampled and killed. but that's by the by, i still bought shit of course. 

i'm as free as my hair

embrace the bald

it's no secret that my hair is thinning and receding at an alarming rate. i'll spend far too long hairspraying (/gluing) my "fringe" into place just in case i come face to face with a breeze or, heaven forbid, a gust of wind. don't even get me started on rain. regardless, there's one necessity for anyone with thin/damaged/brittle/dry/awful hair and that's an oil.