in the mall thuggin', buggin', spent a few hundred

post sales meltdown SO MUCH CHEEK

silly me thinking that the world would've calmed down after christmas and boxing day. i thought i would brave the outside world and have a quiet, casual look at what deals were on offer in the shops to buy with my christmas money (because i have around 18p in my account so online shopping i.e MY FAVOURITE MIND was out of the question). as it turns out, i ended up cowering in boots' feminine care aisle for fear of being trampled and killed. but that's by the by, i still bought shit of course. 

"what the fuck have you bought?"

so muck black, so much yes

first of all, i just want to say thank you to anyone and everyone who gave me something for christmas: present, money, card or wish. it was lovely and i have a lot of delightful new things that i probably wouldn't have bought myself and definitely didn't need but i'm very grateful so thank you. now let's move onto the materialistic side of me. i've had one eye on a game and one eye on a t-shirt for a really long time and after a successful no-queue-no-qualms-no-quip trip to h&m to snap up that bandana-patterned tee, i went to game. another bad decision. it's the smallest shop in the mall and also the busiest. the queue was out of the door and then some. but fuck it (BUTT FUCK IT nope, not necessary) i stood in that queue and listened to taylor swift like nobody was watching then came away with "thief" which i've been meaning to buy for donkey's years and evidently finally have. patience is a virtue. oh also, i bought this lip balm which is

WAIT oh my god "what the fuck is that like?"

never judge a book/balm 

...maybe the best lip balm of 2014, second only to blistex's raspberry lemonade blast. it's the coconut and pear burt's bees "ultra hydrating" kind. for £3.69, it's pretty steep but JESUS WEPT it's another level of wonderful. my lips are smooth, shiny, supple, moisturised, healthy and really bloody kissable if i do say so myself. the pear:coconut ratio is absolutely perfect (if you like those two things ofc) and the texture isn't greasy like other balms. it's another success story from burt. god i hope he's still alive. anyway, get out there and buy t-shirts and games and lip balms because i survived and had an alright time and i might even kiss a boy later on i don't know (spoiler: i do and i will) xo