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| i just need cheering up |
look, listen, i know you've seen this picture before and i'm sorry about that: i bet you love to see a new poorly edited picture of my ugly mug next to these words every day. but, truth be told, the ever developing headache i've been nursing for the best part of two weeks has managed to become a full blown migraine and so just about everything is painful. i still wanted to blog something though. frankly i'm not really fucking sure what it'll be yet but i can tell you one thing - it won't be good.
i don't really know where this is going. hopefully somewhere chirpy. well here's mitch cole's guide to:
"what not to do when you've got a migraine"
1) work with children.
2) open your eyes.
3) bend over really quickly WAHEY but really though, don't.
4) listen to azealia banks.
5) blog about having a migraine.
6) look up symptoms online and diagnose yourself with an inoperable brain tumour then spend the rest of your day thinking about the people you'd give your things to when the mutant in your skull inevitably takes over and saps the last dregs of life from you.
7) move. at all.
8) talk at any level above a whisper or, as my primary school teacher would say, a "six inch voice".
9) think about the impending festivities and then worry about paying your student loan back when you can't even afford to buy your mum some fucking bedsheets.
10) breathe.
and, hopefully, once we've all taken this golden advice on board, the world will be a happier, brighter, albeit quieter, place. you're all so very bloody welcome. now send me flowers please xo
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