i never learnt to share

this is rosa and she's good news

it's 23:18 and my ravenous hamsters are attacking anything and everything in their cages. it's making quite the hubbub but you've got to get used to it - it's the price you pay for housing tiny nocturnal rodents in your bedroom. regardless, it got me thinking about sharing. this is going to be veeeeery tenuous, bear with me.

i know for a fact i am an appalling sharer. i never liked to share my toys as a child, i don't like to share things that mean a lot to me (because i know how reliable i am and think everyone else in the world is awful at looking after things when in reality, credit where it's due, they're okay sometimes) and i rarely want to share lots of personal information. to the select few, sure, they know my whole life: secrets, insecurities, measurements...

oh, mitch please "what the fuck are you on about?"

but there are some things i am okay with sharing. happiness, love, money, funny anecdotes, advice. the finer things in life. and so, very quickly, i wanted to share two of the finer things from my life today. just in case you're wondering what they are, have a scroll down.

WARNING - item 1 contains a spider. 

CHRIST ON A BIKE

don't say i didn't warn you. this massive bastard was roaming the hallway outside of my living room. now, i don't like spiders "per se" but they're alright. i'd choose one over a shark any day. after a strange childhood of handling far too many insects, i'm still okay with picking these beasts up. but this guy? different kettle of fish. he's red and gargantuan. those black nibs by his face? FANGS. i shit you not. he went in a glass and back outside. i try not to kill the little monsters: they don't know they're doing anything wrong. and it's not wrong to him, probably just cosy. but sorry spidey, i am not okay with sharing my house with you. okay bye bye now.

WARNING - item number two is upsettingly wonderful. 

dat bag tho. a million times YES

i shared a bus with this chick and i am SO okay with that. solid bag game. good on you. 

and that's me done for today. expect something better tomorrow.