sometimes i want some raccoon or red highlights

you've seen this picture already

with a fresh "do" and the urge to experiment with the last remaining few hairs on my head before they all prematurely fall to the ground, i bought bleach yesterday. if you follow my daily happenings you'll know that already so sorry. i'm ready to jump aboard the "grey silver hair" bandwagon because i've not seen many guys rocking that severe look and it's something i've been putting off for ages due to lack of testicles (metaphoric, not realistic. everything's okay down there WOW this got weird quickly)

our love goes on as our hair grows long

SLUT

let's lay down the law early on today guys. my hair is fucking dreadful. it's thinning and receding at an alarming rate, leaving me with a spot prone five-head as the main 'attraction' of my face. i do the best i can with what i've got and so getting a haircut is great big fucking deal for me. i spend hours making my hair look acceptable (you'd be surprised how much worse it looks when it's not done) but it was getting too much to tackle so today was haircut day. oh god.