santa claus is coming to town

all day every fucking day

we had a visit from the one and only santa today! well, not the same one as yesterday but a very impressive santa all the same. also, it's one week until christmas which has me terrified because i thought i'd finished all my shopping until i forced myself to wrap stuff the other day and realised i had a lot left to get. but that's life. so instead of buying things on my lunch, i sat alone in a muddy garden and ate a chocolate bar which was out of this fucking world just fyi. then i went shopping later.

"what the fuck have you bought?"

who doesn't love pleather?

well that would be telling and there's a few people that may read this (hello btw) who would HATE to have their surprises ruined. but i did go shopping after work (a commute that took an hour and twenty minutes, which was a decent nap time for me i guess) and amidst the hordes of directionless, oxygen stealing slow walkers, i found a few nice things that i got some people. also i bought myself a backpack because what else do you when you have no money and people will be gifting you with things exactly like this in seven days time?

"what the fuck is that like?"

remember fairly odd parents? i sure as shit do. what a programme that was. i'm almost certain that it's just as funny now as it was all those years ago and so i'm off to watch youtube episodes of that and eat noodles until i fall asleep in my clothes and wake up in a panic with 13 minutes to get ready xo