sorry you're not a winner

WHO'S INSIDE (spoiler: everyone)

and so here it is again! giveaway day GIVE-A-DAY i always use that one but it never sticks. "stop trying to make give-a-day happen". back on track, this is where i take some time out to say thank you so much for continuing to support this blog. i hit 5000 views the other day and 6000 is already creeping up which, in three months, is unbelievable. i love each and every one of you who has clicked a link, "liked" something, shared a post or, better yet, commented on anything. this is for you.

"what the fuck are you on about?"

i'm not doing an emo hour because there's been so many over the past week. but  here's a tiny hark back to my post a few days back. i never in a million years expected it to be received so well. that post alone has been viewed over 550 times and the feedback i've had, the reams of it, has been wonderful. to think i might've done something right finally makes me feel a lot better about myself. and that might be very self-righteous but aren't well all looking for confirmation in one way or another? it's a big benchmark in my life and the fact that you've supported me and allowed me to reach a point where i felt i could tell you all is spectacular. so i owe you a huge thank you.
but enough of that, who wants nice things?

"what the fuck are you giving away?"

overwhelmed xo

same as last time guys: £10s worth of whatever the fuck you want. because so many of you have been wonderful after that big post, it means there are a lot more names than i had initially thought. one name per like or comment and 5 per share means that my trusty monochrome primark purchase wouldn't fit you all in so i've used shorthand (/written your initials instead) and still the box is fit to burst. i was silly and promised four winners this time but i can't go back on my word so let's get down to business.

SHUT UP AND TELL US WHO WON

using only the best in £2 storage solutions, i have written a wrist-ruining number of names and the first i've picked out is: 

black nail varnish because halloween

TT - tom tanner

huge congrats. i'll probably be in touch soon! and now the second winner is:

excuse the handwriting plz

HROG - hana "rog" roy 

hats off to you, there are a lot of names in this box and chances are slim but you've prevailed! presents for you soon. penultimately, it's:

the sheen on those nails though

SJ - scott jones

please send your address and any other interesting details so i can cater to you every need. and here it is, the final victor of tonight:

top cutting skills 

JC - jemma coxall

WHAT A NIGHT. i hope your halloween has been wonderful and that your trick-or-treaters are cute 6 year olds rather than terrifying 18 year olds. i've had quite the week so i'm off for a bath and some well deserved sleep. i can't wait to send you guys some lovely things so make sure you get your requests in early. this pay day, much like my naked body, has been wholly disappointing and underwhelming in equal measure xo