don't say that this is what it feels like to give your heart away

what a pick me up THX xo

it's just after 4pm and i'm "proud" to say that i have only just slithered from my bed to embrace today. after waking up intermittently from 4am until 9am, i figured the world owed me a lie in. and so here i am, overslept and underpaid, but staring at a blog view of OVER FOUR THOUSAND VIEWS. if i was able to emote, i'd cry. a beautifully justified thought hit me: it's been a fucking long time since i decided to give you guys free things so shall we have another bash at that then seeing as you're all so lovely.

here's an overdue "what the fuck are you giving away?"

don't worry byrney, it's coming

i think it went pretty well last time with me letting you decide what you wanted rather than just bombarding you with things from the blog which have no relevance to your life. also, "oh, mitch please!" has taken an emotional turn recently so my reviews of any kind of product or service are absent SORRY ABOUT THAT. even though i'm still waiting for some of the last giveaway gifts to arrive (thanks estimated amazon delivery date), let's do another ten pounds of worth of whatever brings you happiness. that seems fair. also, because there are so many fours all over the shop, yep you guessed it, this time i'll be choosing four names on halloween mainly because that's payday but
also because i can make a "spooky" post.

yeah yeah okay but "how the fuck do i win?"

making its gracious comeback

i loved using my little box of names last time, it felt very personal in comparison to an 80s style randomiser website. i don't know if i'm at a stage where i can ask you guys to share my blog everywhere, that'll come in due time, so let's say that whenever you "like" or "comment" (in any fashion, be it through social media, phone or in person) on something from the blog, i'll pop your name in the box. BUT, just to pay attention to those who've read this drivel since day one, the more you interact, the more chance you've got to win. for example, two likes = two slips of your name in the box. fuck it, if you want to "share" or "retweet" the blog on social media, i'll write your name on

five sheets and have a little party just because you're wonderful.

so that's that. like, comment, retweet, share, smile, laugh, sing, dance, drink wine, eat chocolate, listen to ella henderson, stick it to the man, put your paws up, get to work bitch, be young foolish and happy, sleep with whoever you want because life's too short xo