Showing posts with label sorry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sorry. Show all posts

Thursday, 1 January 2015

start over

such a wise calendar
we made it. happy 2015 mothafuckaz. i don't know about you but it was lovely to see the wanker of a year out with my favourite people last night - we had a weird four way kiss at midnight and saw in this new year with some questionable singing and dancing. either way, i'm here today to talk to you about something sort of serious but, after all, this is "oh, mitch please!" so it's probably not going to be anything too drastic really is it?


Sunday, 21 December 2014

here i am: walking primrose

maybe i'm a wanker
jesus fucking christ, this is the worst hangover i've had in a long time. maybe even worse than when i slept on the street back in my university days. i have serious beer fear right now: the only silver lining i can find is that 90% of my colleagues went home and didn't see the shit state i got into. didn't see me downing vodka shots like they were going out of fashion; didn't see me flirting with a nursery dad; and definitely didn't see me being sick in my bed (except lauren, i'm so sorry lauren)

Saturday, 27 September 2014

it's just too little too late

did this last night NICE ISN'T IT
i've had a fucking busy day and it means that i've only just got home ergo only just got the chance to blog ergo this is probably not published on saturday ergo my "blogging for ___ days straight" chain has been broken ergo i'm sad. it's half past midnight and i'm hoping i can trick my chromebook into thinking i wrote this much earlier than in reality but we'll see where that goes. it's going to be really short tonight because i'm exhausted.

Monday, 1 September 2014

free yourself, don't let nobody take control

SO TRUE BABE
i'm not on top of the world today but that's okay. you can't expect to be sky high forever - learn to take the rough with the smooth and things will feel a lot more evened out and realistic. i've been overthinking just about every aspect of my life recently (srsly?) and i saw a quote yesterday which made me think even more. i hide people on my facebook who abuse these "inspirational" quotes every day but i've comes to terms with admitting that some of them are genuinely thought provoking.