wanna do something that makes me crazy

owls are SO in right now

THE CHRISTMAS COMEDOWN STRUGGLE IS REAL. i think it's safe to say that the festivities are very much over and that means we need something new to focus on to keep us going. there's new years which is always overrated and underwhelming so let's be realistic and think about something else which is great. like free stuff. and love. or better yet, maybe both? that's right it's time for an overdue and under-appreciated "oh mitch please!" giveaway!!!!!!!!

"what the fuck are you on about?"

well it was christmas and 2014 was a fucking waste of a year and people need to stay happy into 2015 and this blog is just shy of TEN THOUSAND WHOLE PAGE VIEWS which is astronomical so why not give something away again? it's safe to say that this little hideaway was one of the reasons that i made it through 2014 in one piece and it's even safer to say that's because of the life affirmingly positive response i've had from you guys. reading it is one thing but an actual real life response from real life people is another kettle of fish entirely. so thank you. i haven't said it recently, i felt like i've had a few shit weeks and this blog has been too "mitch" centred, but thank you. really and truly. 

okay hurry up "what the fuck are you giving away?"

anything and everything. for once, this isn't a competition. i mean, if you really want something, feel free to ask me and i'll see what i can do as a post-christmas treat to keep you going after you inevitably break your new years resolution at 3am on the 1st january (don't worry, we all do). but this time around, just before 2015 starts, i want to make this about you guys who've supported me since day one. so all you babes that have been clicking (/ignoring) links and threats since way back in august WHAT this is a thank you to you and so if i ask for your address, i'm probably not naked outside in the rain. instead, i just want to shower you with appreciation and affection. in the sweetest, least sexual of ways of course. 

finally "what the fuck is that song?"

she's an almighty prick but this is a highlight from her really disappointing third album. it sounds like the dj cassidy one she did which sounded a bit like earth, wind and fire and also it's not about being amazing and ignoring the haters which is refreshing for our jess. instead it's about the revolutionary topic of kissing someone in da club and then probably fucking them after. ahhhhh, the romance that 2015 will bring eh? xo