lips like morphine

dem bubba lips tho

if you've ever read anything i've written, or spent more than 15 minutes with me in real life, you'll know that lipbalms are a necessity for me. there's always two or more at the bottom of every mary poppins bag i own and 30 more in the basket at home. you might think they're a waste of money. and that's okay. but you're wrong.

a new segment? why not. "what the fuck have you bought?"

i just spent £12 on 8 lip balms (...after last month's £14 on 5 eos balms but let's glaze over that one) and it was the best £12 i spent all day. "WHY?" i hear you scream. here's why:

"smacker" is a bit aggressive

thanks, claire's accessories. i'll let you know how these little monsters are in due course.

i also stopped off at paperchase and bought myself this little cutey. i work in a nursery and the room i'm based in is called "fox cubs" so how could i not buy it, you know?

just look at him!

smooth lips are wonderful. there's nothing worse than kissing some scummy, scraggy, peeling pair of lips. have a chewing gum, slather on some waxy product and give me a text. or just talk to me about lip balms, it'll be great either way.