and i am a material girl

send help SOS

why is buying stuff so much fun? whether i'm browsing a local charity shop or savagely searching for a sale top in zara, there's that rush. don't even get me started on internet shopping CHRIST ALIVE that's another kettle of fish. i know some people are savers but really, in the end, it gets spent on a house or a car or a holiday or some surgery. and right now, i am about as far from buying those things as humanly possible so, whilst i'm young and irresponsible, i too often think "oh fuck it, i need another black and white candle holder". 

like a candle in the wind

sorry

i spent £55 in primark yesterday WAIT COME BACK and i managed to blag nearly my own body weight in completely inessential inappropriate indecent items. shopping alone is maybe one of my all time favourite things to do. crack on some embarrassing pop, shut out the world and attack those rails like they're going out of style because they probably are.

lips like morphine

dem bubba lips tho

if you've ever read anything i've written, or spent more than 15 minutes with me in real life, you'll know that lipbalms are a necessity for me. there's always two or more at the bottom of every mary poppins bag i own and 30 more in the basket at home. you might think they're a waste of money. and that's okay. but you're wrong.